segunda-feira, março 09, 2009

Estou em França há 6 dias e o meu sentimento é este:



Tout ensemble!

Of all the people in the world it's the French that we bite,
'Cause they are the people that we love to hate
'cause they turn up their noses at the rest of the crowd,
And they love to say non very loud.
Well they've got no sense of humour,
their idea of a prank is to nuke the Polynisian, Rainbow Warror theysank,
And they start wars in Ruanda to keep the French language alive,
And when London won the olympic bid tears sprung from their eyes,
Oh the French think they own Europe but they'll never understand that when Napolean lost at Waterloo and held up his hands,it was the end of the French as a world power,
In history, they'd had their final hour.
Because, they lost at Cresy, they lost at Agincourt,
The whole world now speaks English and they lost at Singapore,
And Every time they lose,Well those Frogs they croak,
So FUCK 'EM, if they can't take a joke
So do you feel sorry for the French
Mai non, mai non
Well, when pop and rock music in the 60's brought it on,
We offer them the Beatles but they preferred the accordian,
Now their wines are still good,
But no longer truely great, and dispite what they believe their cusine is second rate,
They go on strike and block the ports while you're on holiday,
They pretend they can't speak English just to make you go away,
Oh and deep down insde them that green eyed monster lurks,
They're so easy to wind up,almost anything works.
Just remind them
That,They lost at Cresy, they lost at Agincourt,
The whole world now speaks English and they lost at Singapore,
And Every time they lose,
Well those Frogs they croak,
So FUCK 'EM, if they can't take a joke
So do you feel sorry for the French
Mai non, mai non
They lost wars in Canade, India and the Sudan,
They were chased out of Africa and in Mexico they ran,
And In Vietnam they got their asses kick by Ho Chi Min,
In fact it's only when they fight themselves that they ever win,
But thank God for the French,
That's what I say, 'cause without that bunch of losers the world would seems so grey,
'Cause they brighten up our lives with their pompous antics
'They really are a bunch of "Truely wonderful people"
But, they lost at Cresy, they lost at Agincourt,
The whole world now speaks English and they lost at Singapore,
And Every time they lose,
Well those Frogs they croak,
So FUCK 'EM, if they can't take a joke
So do you feel sorry for the French
Well you have to really don't you.

4 comentários:

Sonia disse...

Ai eu discordo! Eu gosto muito dos franceses, eles são todos umas pessoas muito simpáticas, acessíveis, generosas, agradabilíssimas... chefinha se me estás a ouvir, a Tânia é que escreveu isto, eu não tenho nada a ver! Eu até estou a pensar pedir dupla nacionalidade..

Tânia Aires disse...

Mais c'est pas vrai...Je ne l'ai pas écrit...quelqu'un a volé mon mot de passe et l'a écrit pour moi!!! Je ne parle de portugais plus... J'ai déjà fait mon nez (pour le mettre montrant au ciel) et maintenant je porte ces bonnets français bizarres! J'ai déjà changé ma nationalité, Soniá! Double??? Non! Seulement français!

Sonia disse...

e legendas?? cadê as legendas?? vai lá falar estrangeiro pra tua terra pá!! olha que eu chamo os SEF!!

Anónimo disse...

Quoi??????